Originally performed at Brave New Play Rites Festival
(Lights on. Mel is walking around a living room. There’s a small duffle bag beside the couch and a coffee table nearby. There’s a gold bracelet and a small vase sitting on the table. Mel is casually inspecting the space. She pockets the bracelet.
Enter Irwin. He jumps back at the sight of Mel.)
IRWIN
Mel? (Irwin runs over and gives her a hug. Mel half-heartedly hugs him back.) What are you doing here?
MEL
Just thought I’d come check in on my favourite baby brother. Make sure puberty didn’t slap you too hard. (Eyes Irwin up and down) Not bad. Could’ve been worse.
IRWIN
Shut up.
MEL
I’m kidding. You look…mature. (Mel leans in and stares at Irwin’s face. She holds her finger up to his lip.) That can’t be a mustache I see, can it?
(Irwin playfully slaps her finger away.)
IRWIN
So how are you? Are you back for good? Where are you staying?
MEL
Calm down, Nancy Drew. Hey, Barb’s not with you, is she?
IRWIN
No, um, she’s…in the hospital, actually.
MEL
Shit. Is she okay?
IRWIN
It’s…not great. (Beat) Wait, how did you get in?
MEL
Broke a window. You should probably get that fixed.